A great marriage is not when the perfect couples comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences. - Dave Meurer

Marriage should be a duet - when one sings, the other claps. - Joe Murray

Getting married is very much like going to a continental restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.

Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.

All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.

Love is blind - marriage is the eye-opener. - Pauline Thomason

Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence. - King Vidor (in the 1928 film, “The Crawl”)

Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it. - Helen Roland

He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're the boss."

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